Here is my top ten reasons for being a blog failure.
1. I went back to college full time last August. I dont know what in the #$%^ I was thinking.
2. I am primary President which might explain the #$%^ above. Of course Kelley and Cassie are primary presidents also but they dont have potty mouths.
3. I am pregnant with my 5th child. This one is a girl the first four were just practice. And they do explain the #$%^ potty mouth. Did I mention I am very pregnant.
4. I hope my bishop or primary counselors never find my blog and I hope all three of my blogging friends can forgive my #$%^.
5. My little sister is on a mission in Straud England and I probably ought to write her a letter before she comes home in three months.
6. My husband thinks the website for our company should take precidence. http://www.idahorailing.com/
7. My twelve year old over acheiving and good looking son is a great cook but he is too busy doing laundry and dishes.
8. My belley is so #$%^ big I cant reach the keyboard.
9. I can only remember about ten people I went to High School with and yes you are one of them.
10. My kids think dinner is more important then blog updates and my husband only makes Macaroni and Cheese with hamburger.
*Did I mention the fact that I am very pregnant.
PS I dont really #$%^ I just really feel like it because I am counting down the minutes until I am no longer pregnant.
3 comments:
I am laughing so hard that I am crying! for real! I bet your hubby will be happy when you not pregnat! love you!
Jamie, the important thing is that you FINALLY figure out how you got pregnant; then you can start with a new clean language. LOL You still know how to make me laugh! Your keeping up about as well as I do! Miss ya!
Holy Crap! I love your list! I have always loved your @!?% mouth. Baby Girl!!! Yea!! Any names?
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